Rebecca..
It got so cold they closed the schools.
Detroit’s WJR News/Talk Radio had the fastidious task of reading the excruciatingly long list of educational facilities (a majority of the 194 Public and 92 Private schools) that would close their doors to the delight of kiddies everywhere due to record sub-zero temps. This list was so long that it took not one, but TWO newscasters to read it from beginning to end.
I have a 20 minute ride into work. This list was read twice on my commute. My question: Why can’t they read the SHORT list of schools that are OPEN? For instance…
“Detroit schools that WILL be open today are: The Lady of The Masochist, Snowbound Elementary, Frozen Snots Pre-school and Freezling High. All others are closed.”
See how much simpler?
