Those of you scratching your heads, wondering what the devil Madoff’s Ponzi scheme looked like, head over here to download a PDF of the Plea Allocution of Bernard L.Madoff.

And if you want to track what other’s are saying/writing about this try out Twendz.  A unique way to track – in real time – ‘the buzz’ on anything being Twittered.  From their website:

twendz is a Twitter mining Web application that utilizes the power of Twitter Search, highlighting conversation themes and sentiment of the tweets that talk about topics you are interested in. As the conversation changes, so does twendz by evaluating up to 70 tweets at a time. When new tweets are posted, they are dynamically updated, minute by minute.

Type in ‘madoff’ (or any other item of your liking) in the search box and watch the flow of Twitter comments and links scroll by.  Really cool website.

Today is the day I consider getting a job that’s predictable, like widget manufacturing.  LMdeaton

Judging from which keys are the dirtiest on my keyboard, I must type “NORP” a lot. Weird! Is that even a word?   Fireland

That’s the problem with being a girl, you’re never sure if the nausea is bad nachos or, you know, a baby.  AinsleyOfAttack

Every time I eat comfort food, I wish I’d worn my comfort pants. –lonelysandwich

Great tip from Bobby Flay: In a pinch, expired orange juice and Purell can get you just drunk enough to handle a call from your mother. –fireland

No one ever finds the bodies of people who call me at 5 o’clock on a Friday.  -kathyblog07