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Today is the day I consider getting a job that’s predictable, like widget manufacturing.  LMdeaton
Judging from which keys are the dirtiest on my keyboard, I must type “NORP” a lot. Weird! Is that even a word?   Fireland
That’s the problem with being a girl, you’re never sure if the nausea is bad nachos or, you [...]

Every time I eat comfort food, I wish I’d worn my comfort pants. –lonelysandwich
Great tip from Bobby Flay: In a pinch, expired orange juice and Purell can get you just drunk enough to handle a call from your mother. –fireland
No one ever finds the bodies of people who call me at 5 o’clock on a [...]