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Forgive me for posting yet another Craigslist ditty.  My wife came across this one.  It was in the “Items Wanted” category.

Hi,

I don’t have a man so I’m doing what every woman does: desiring to make – and henceforth devour- a giant bowl of chocolate frosting. I make delicious chocolate frosting.

My dilemna? I have every ingredient neccessary, minus the imperative box of confectioner’s sugar. To make matters worse, I have no transportation so I can’t go to the store to purchase said box of sugar.

This is where you come in. Help a girl out and give me your stash of confectioner’s sugar so I can turn it into chocolate frosting which I will then eat directly from the bowl with a spoon and fill the void in my heart.

Thank you for reading.

I found this advert to be funny, endearing and at the same time, sad.  If there is anyone out there with a ‘stash’ of said sweetness, here is the Reply-To address: sale-664901111@craigslist.org

I’ve highlighted two interesting points here.

1. “Made of Stylish Metal” I’m thinking the only metal here are the arm supports, the hydrolic post and maybe the casters? ‘Stylish’ is a stretch.
2. “Some Assembly Required” I’ll leave this one to my astute readers.

Another great find.

Tall, 54-quart/51-liter kitchen wastebasket. $10

I don’t know about you, but the thought of buying someone else’s nasty trash can is not going to make me part with my 10 bucks.