Quickies

As Seen On Twitter

Posted by on August 1, 2008 at 8:55 pm.

Every time I eat comfort food, I wish I’d worn my comfort pants. –lonelysandwich

Great tip from Bobby Flay: In a pinch, expired orange juice and Purell can get you just drunk enough to handle a call from your mother. –fireland

No one ever finds the bodies of people who call me at 5 o’clock on a Friday.  -kathyblog07

  • http://maniaravings.com Jaffer

    Here are some of my favs:

    @offendedblogger Dreamed I was doing community service, picking up trash on a mountainside in Yellowstone last night, wtf sort of dream is that?!

    @ijustine Just because I fell asleep in your cab doesn’t mean that you can drive around and run up the fare !

    @mayjah Say a prayer for me, I am about to go wake up a sleeping baby.

    @loiclemeur I ask @geraldinelemeur do you love me? She says “I don’t know each time you talk to me you talk about Seesmic” – startup building <> love?

    • http://www.geakz.com Geakz

      There are many little gems of twisted wisdom and humor out there. Amazing what people come up with.

  • http://growthumbles.blogspot.com Curtis

    Oh Lord. Well comfort food and comfort pant should be a no brainier but alot of times they aren’t. :-O

    • http://www.geakz.com Geakz

      Growthumbs: Maybe that’s how suspenders were born. Pop the top button on yer pants if needed and rest assured they won’t fall to yer ankles.

      • http://growthumbles.blogspot.com Curtis

        There ya go. Keep them as back ups. :)