A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What’s the matter"? he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma", she says in a week voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can’t see my ass coming into work today."
Sam lives in Hillsdale, Michigan. He loves hanging out with his family, anything to do with technology, camping, blogging, photography, playing the drums and making people laugh.
Sam does not like when people neglect to use their turn signals.
Sam is a staunch supporter of WordPress as a publishing platform.
Sam often refers to himself in the 'third person'.
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