Forgive me for posting yet another Craigslist ditty. My wife came across this one. It was in the “Items Wanted” category.
Hi,
I don’t have a man so I’m doing what every woman does: desiring to make – and henceforth devour- a giant bowl of chocolate frosting. I make delicious chocolate frosting.
My dilemna? I have every ingredient neccessary, minus the imperative box of confectioner’s sugar. To make matters worse, I have no transportation so I can’t go to the store to purchase said box of sugar.
This is where you come in. Help a girl out and give me your stash of confectioner’s sugar so I can turn it into chocolate frosting which I will then eat directly from the bowl with a spoon and fill the void in my heart.
Thank you for reading.
I found this advert to be funny, endearing and at the same time, sad. If there is anyone out there with a ‘stash’ of said sweetness, here is the Reply-To address: sale-664901111@craigslist.org
