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Confectioner’s Sugar

June 13th, 2008 by Geaked

Forgive me for posting yet another Craigslist ditty. My wife came across this one. It was in the “Items Wanted” category.

Hi,

I don’t have a man so I’m doing what every woman does: desiring to make – and henceforth devour- a giant bowl of chocolate frosting. I make delicious chocolate frosting.

My dilemna? I have every ingredient neccessary, minus the imperative box of confectioner’s sugar. To make matters worse, I have no transportation so I can’t go to the store to purchase said box of sugar.

This is where you come in. Help a girl out and give me your stash of confectioner’s sugar so I can turn it into chocolate frosting which I will then eat directly from the bowl with a spoon and fill the void in my heart.

Thank you for reading.

I found this advert to be funny, endearing and at the same time, sad. If there is anyone out there with a ’stash’ of said sweetness, here is the Reply-To address: sale-664901111@craigslist.org

2 Responses

Jaffer writes:
June 13th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

I am left speechless. And here I am worried about being unable to find a place to live in Northern Ontario ! (I haven't decided to move yet)

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Geakz writes:
June 14th, 2008 at 8:52 am

C'mon Jaffer! It's all about the priorities – and yours are obviously all out of whack.

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