Thinking Out Loud

My New Theory

Posted by on January 27, 2008 at 9:50 am.

My new theory:

There is a direct relationship between how large a persons sunglasses are and their apparent lack of an I.Q.

1) Paris Hilton I.Q. 2) Nicole Ritchie

 

3) Mary Kay Olsen I.Q. 4) Victoria Beckham I.Q.
Ashely Olsen is not pictured here do to the fact that she shares a brain with her twin sister Mary-Kate (Pic #3).

The collective I.Q. of everyone represented here would not understand a Baby Einstein video.

1) Paris Hilton 2) Nicole Richie 3) Mary-Kate Olsen 4) Victoria Beckham.

  • http://www.furiousfrank.com Frank N. Stein

    I think I found a game which you would absolutely love…

    http://www.addictinggames.com/parisohparis.html

    Frank N. Stein’s last blog post..Self-taught expert, Dr. Charles Smith

  • http://www.geakz.com Geaked

    Hey Frank,
    Just got back from a round of “Feed-da-Paris”. Niiice. Love the fact that her dog is wearing the big sunglasses. Passing on the frivolities to the wife. Thanks.

  • http://www.furiousfrank.com Frank N. Stein

    lol. Thought you might find some amusement out of that. :)

    Frank N. Stein’s last blog post..Guy Lafleur Aids Criminal

  • http://techmalaya.com Syahid A.

    Interesting theory man. I never love those kind of big glasses.

  • http://www.geakz.com Geaked

    Hi Syahid A.,
    It appears they may be hiding something other than their low I.Q. scores!