Hey Mr. Weatherguy. Buy a NEW SUIT. I’m tired of looking at your navy, Detroit-gangster, pinstripe threads. Don’t they pay you enough at Channel 4? My wife and I just look at each other every morning you wear that damn pin-stripe suit and shake our heads.
I’m referring to Eric Wilson, the Detroit News weatherman who talks with his hands too much. He’s always blocking the weather graphics while he flails his hands about. And he talks with that sing-songy radio D.J. voice I hate. Goooood mornin’ everbody, comin’ up next hour three in a row from Heart! That kind of voice. Go figue. He has a background in radio. Why do people in radio just HAVE to get into T.V.? Why do movie stars HAVE to eventually sing in a band (I’m talkin’ to you Lindsay Lohan, you tone-deaf wanna be!). Don’t get me started down that road.

You can’t see it in this photo, but he’s wearing a pin-stripe suit.
And what’s up with that cheesy smile? Used car salesman?

Pin stripes: The New Leisure Suit